"Some Assembly..." T-shirt

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"Some Assembly..." T-shirt

19.00

When it comes to putting it together, no one kicks it like Dad.

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On Christmas Eve, my family always left Santa Claus a beer. Sure, cookies, too, but it wasn’t milk he washed ‘em down with in our home. My Dad explained that anybody working as hard as Santa does on Christmas Eve deserved a beer. Years later, I divined that beer actually fueled my Dad through a night of putting together toys for me and my siblings, a process that often took him into the wee hours of Christmas morning.

When I became a Dad, I assumed the mantle of Christmas Eve toy assembly. At first I kinda resented the responsibility. What the hell did I know about putting together toys? And who was the sadist who wrote some of these instruction booklets? But over time, I came to embrace the job, and relish in my success and, of course, the faces of delight they would manifest the next morning. 

This T-shirt is dedicated to all Dads who are Avatars of the Allen wrench, Ruler of the Ratchet, the Dads who put it all together just to make their kids’ day.

Hanes Beefy T. 100% pre-shrunk cotton. 

$19.00 plus shipping and sales tax